I'll Be Home For Kahless:
The Hallmark Parody of the Season!
This comedy features stage combat, lines translated and spoken in the actual Klingon language, Holiday music arranged with a Klingon twist and sung by a five-part a capella choir, and a story line that will appeal to both the science fiction fans and Hallmark Christmas movie lovers!
Cast Size: 20+
Length: 90 minutes
Meet the Cast!
Narrator
Older. Part Klingon, part human. Grandson of Jeff and Samantha. The grandpa voice in your head when you watch a Hallmark
Christmas Movie, here to expertly guide the audience through this live, laugh, love holiday adventure.
Samantha
Klingon. Even though she is a brilliant fighter, Samantha struggles to fit the Klingon mold. She feels there is something missing from
her Klingon life. She longs to find meaning and purpose… and maybe love.
Jeff
Human. The son of Pat and Cynthia. Very attractive, yet surprisingly down-to-earth and genuine. Funny and friendly.
He works at his family’s inn as a chef.
Cynthia
Human. The iconic, small town Minnesota mom. Her personality is as big as her heart. Her biggest goal in life is to make sure the people around her feel loved. Mom to Jeff. Married to Pat.
Pat
Human. Married to Cynthia. He may be a man a few words, but that’s mostly because his wife tends to do the lion’s share of the talking. Hardworking and loves his family dearly.
General
A well respected Klingon who has proven herself on the battlefield. She loves her daughter, Samantha greatly, but doesn’t understand why she is unfulfilled.
Number Two
Klingon. A highly ranked and trusted officer.
Mel
Samantha’s best friend. She is a Klingon through and through. She loves everything about being a Klingon, but loves her best friend even more.
Mayor Lindstrom
Human. The Mayor of Painesville. She loves her town and takes pride in being their 5 time Mayor. Thrives in the spotlight.
Molly
Human. Jeff’s childhood best friend. She has an excitement for life and a large personality.
Stage Manager
Human. Was told 5 minutes before curtain they’ll be going on as the understudy and “playing” multiple characters. Steps in with zero enthusiasm.
Ensemble
Additional speaking roles:
Klingon 1 and 2
Townsperson 1,2,3,4
Child 1, 2, 3
Additional non-speaking roles:
Klingon fighters
Townspeople
Dan
Debbie
Scott
Martha Wellington
Stacey Rogers
Dr. Larry Hutch
Intergalactic Carolers
The best voices from around the galaxy, gathered together to help tell our story. Can be all Klingons or various aliens. (2024 Production: Jem, The Diva, Tucana Sister, Buckaroo Bonzai, Frankenfurter) Music is performed a capella. Vocal parts: Soprano 1 and 2, Alto, Tenor and Bass.
Production Kit
$599
Everything you need for a successful show is included in your price!
Script
Professionally formatted script. Easy to read and use. Includes song lyrics and music cues. PDF download.
Score
Professional piano and vocal sheet music for the entire show. Even though the music is designed to be sung a capella, piano accompaniment is included for ease of rehearsal and for optional piano accompaniment during the performances. Easy to understand and use. Includes staging and dialogue cues. PDF download.
Piano Performance Tracks
Even though the music is designed to be sung a capella, that may not fit your particular production. No problem! Piano accompaniment performance tracks are included so you have the option to have the singers accompanied.
Copy License
Permission to duplicate/print as many copies your cast and crew needs for the duration of the show.
Promotion Pack
Permission to use the I'll Be Home For Kahless show logo for all of your advertising needs, programs, posters, t-shirts, etc!
Video Recording License
Permission to video record your performances and share online and with friends and family!